Fifty Shades *update*

 CHRISTIAN GREY HAS BEEN CHOSEN. Nah, just kidding. But I have a feeling the studio might disappoint me. Because judging by the actors rumored to be in the running to play the infamous sex ninja, I might be forced to watch a pretty boy spank Ana Steele's brains out.

Um, I just read 50 Shades of Grey

I know, I know, for an English Literature minor like myself, reading this would be considered sacrilege. But the reality is that not all English Lit. students read Tolstoy in their free time. Or at least they don't all brag about it.