WTF News

Courtesy of Random House

Fifty Shades of Grey library copy tests positive for herpes and cocaine (Daily Mail)

New musical tells story of Christ entirely through Britney Spears songs (Time)

Pretty girls can't be taken seriously in army, says memo (Jezebel)

93-year-old man takes dead wife skydiving (First to Know)

World's tallest water slide will give you nightmares (Amusement Today)

Man sends ex a $200,000 bill after she says no to his proposal: "She will not get away with this." (Huffington Post)

Bill Gates grants $100,000 to design condoms out of cow tendons (Time)

Gay man tries to make a straight guy climax in Japanese game show (Huffington Post)

The Camp Gyno

She's like Joan of Arc. For your vagina. Courtesy of HelloFlo

This is one of the best tampon commercials I've seen in a long time. You know what I love about it? That it's not all Full House about- *gasps* PERIODS!!! From the get-go, we hear a little girl casually talk about menstruation like it ain't no thang. And you know what? This is actually a cool initiation into the miserable monthly cycle also known as "Aunt Flo". Mine however, was very different.

Um, I just read 50 Shades of Grey

I know, I know, for an English Literature minor like myself, reading this would be considered sacrilege. But the reality is that not all English Lit. students read Tolstoy in their free time. Or at least they don't all brag about it.