How not to ace an audition

Courtesy of Fox

Last year there was a casting call for a film fest at my university. So I was like, #YOLO and went to the audition.

All the women were given the same monologue to read out. The waiting room was packed full of girls mumbling lines under their breath and getting into character while I snacked on some bread rolls. I had confidence and a butter stain on my paper. I was ready.

When I met Frankie Cocozza

"EHMAGAWD HE'S HERE!" 

It was like a battle cry as a herd of women stampeded toward the back of the club. My girlfriends and I were being swept up in the wave, and I struggled to get my bearings.

"Who's here?"

My friends looked at me like I was a fool. "Frankie Cocozza."