Jay-Z writing score for The Great Gatsby

Leo looks like a cheesy friend of mine courtesy of Warner Bros.

I just died.

Not only is The Great Gatsby being directed by one of my favorite directors, Baz Luhrmann (he also directed Moulin Rouge) but the score will also be co-written by my favorite rapper, Jay-Z. I am officially in heaven. 

Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs

Courtesy of Collider

Excuse me while I go kill myself.

This is one of many casting decisions that have frustrated me over the past year. These include Lindsay Lohan's turn as Elizabeth Taylor in Liz and Dick. However the difference between these two situations is that Lindsay can act.